nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
Romano has to forcefully re-dress Spain every morning, since Spain’s fashion sense is so terrible it feels like a personal offence to the Italian.
Every once and a while, these old men manage to get the hang of trending things at the same time and decide it would be fun to make a little ‘war’ between the two of them.
And thus, the War of Snapchat commences. Humiliating photos will be taken. Snarky and sarcastic captions will be exchanged. Friends and family will be embarrassed.
Next time someone calls me a slut to their friends, I’m punching them. It’s the tops of my boobs. Not my fucking cooter.
DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING.